Two internet outages in as many days.

Comcast/Xfinity

WHY DID I JUST GET TEARY-EYED WATCHING AN AVIATION 101 VIDEO?!

My RadarScope license has invalidated apparently.

Excel just choked when I tried to format some content as a table.

Seriously, am I speaking another language? Nobody is understanding the things I am saying anymore.

More mandatory learning that has short timelines.

Why did I think that going to Walmart was a good idea?

The pervasive nature of undefined/assumed-defined acronyms in corporate day-to-day work.

Regardless of how well I clean my glasses, I'm still seeing oily artifacts on them when I'm attempting to read.

Comcast / Xfinity

Why do my hands smell like I cut onions?

Aphasia.

My eyes are so incredibly tired. I just want to go back to sleep.

This headache. I'm starting to wonder if it's my glasses. Tomorrow I'll try my others and see if that helps.

WebEx decided to turn on my camera and turn off my audio as defaults this morning.

We crossed the 10,000 Grumps line in mid November and I missed it.

My computer just locked up again.

Bean counters.

I just found a small bit of broccoli between my gum and cheek. I haven't eaten broccoli in several days, and I have brushed my teeth.

My hands really hurt today.

The Pappa's BBQ on Smith street is no longer there. They had the best ribs out of any Pappa's location.

My phone constantly thinks that “in” should be “I’m”.

I just put on my left welding glove for the first time. The thumb is stitched closed.

Ants have started to bite me.

I am about to purchase a "NO SOLICITATION" sign to put on the front door.

Audio processing failure imminent.

Wordle

Why does everything have to be either a video or a PowerPoint presentation?

I have more trouble remembering state capitols than I do remembering their geographic neighbors.