I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR WATCHING INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS. GIVE ME WRITTEN DOCUMENTATION.

Windows decided it needed a reboot all on its own.

I have started to need my multifocal glasses again.

Finding out today that today is a work holiday.

"incase"

Every time I have been about to nod off this afternoon, something has interrupted me.

Quest Diagnostics

I can't get my phone to stop telling me that the TOS have been updated. Everything says to sign out and back in, but I keep getting an error when I try to sign out.

Under the blanket: too warm. Out from under the blanket: too cold. I got about 3 hours of sleep last night.

People generically referring to internet service as "wifi".

Too much noise for me to sleep in.

A random, chirping smoke detector.

I have had this intense stabbing nerve pain in my left arm ALL DAY.

Poinsettias

Inflation was 6.8% over the last month.

I am very nervous about going to pick up a parts order for the van from the dealership, because they undoubtedly have poinsettias all over the place. I can't take antihistamines for any reaction I have to them, and I REALLY don't want to have to use my EpiPen.

I have to be off antihistamines for the next several days.

I have no idea where my scissors went.

"We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume right now." I get this ANY TIME I call into an AVR, no matter where I'm calling. If it's so consistent like this, then it's not higher than normal, it _is_ normal. Also, it doesn't help me at all to know that every 45 seconds while I'm on hold.

I am feeling incredibly overwhelmed and grumpy today.

This hold music is interrupted every third measure by the standard "have your information handy" recording.

The pronunciation of "Hors d'oeuvre"

A GPU driver update broke my cryptomining. I had to roll back to an older driver to get it to work again.

The diceware phrase for the last private Grump I made was wholly xenophobic and inappropriate.

Video games are supposed to be relaxing and enjoyable. They are all being pushed by their offering managers that the releases and updates are so far from good quality that the games suffer and cause the people who spend money on them to feel cheated and frustrated.

Star Citizen is a pile of dog poo.

Waking up before the sun is fully up due to a caffeine headache.

The Cessna 208 in MSFS 2020 is so broken after this last update, it's un-fly-able.

I was going to give Jr his iPad, but the living room looked like Toy Story had vomited all over the place.

I was snoring away in my chair, only for Jr to wake me up, asking to play on his iPad.