Proper headsets should be standard issue and mandatory for everyone who is ever on a WebEx call.

I just went to the kitchen with the intention of grabbing a cookie, but I forgot.

Getting another migraine and feeling cross-eyed.

The person ahead of me in the CFA drive through is opening every item they got and is putting it back on the service window ledge.

I just want to be able to get up from my desk and get some food!

If I get bugged ONE MORE TIME for work nonsense tonight, my phone is going to learn how to fly really quickly.

I was doing really well at the start of the day and got a few things banged out in the first hour. But as the morning has droned on, my cognitive abilities are fading quickly, despite how much caffeine I'm maintaining.

Both the physical effects of the migraine and the side effects of the Excedrin forbade me from sleeping well last night.

Migraines.

Electricity company didn't call me to let me know that my autopay wasn't set up and that I was two months delinquent. Caught it before they disconnected the power at least.

Email footer said "One click unsubscribe". I had to click a button on the page that it loaded, making it 2 clicks.

I'm not awake enough to function yet, despite having 145mg of caffeine, a crapload of B2, B3, and B6.

I put too much awake in my morning.

Anti-Grump: I finally got postfix and dovecot working with MySQL-defined users and domains, all vanilla out of the box.

Migraine.

Getting anything coordinated with anyone is an exercise in futility.

I am bothered by the fact that when I play the inversion of a chord on the bass, it doesn't sound right.

I am so tired.

I kinda want to play WoW classic, but I don't want to pay for it.

Emergency work things late in the day because people declared them not emergencies during working hours.

Everything is stressing me out.

Somehow I cracked a toenail in the last few days and didn't realize it. It was clearly a rough break, as there was dried blood under it and on another part of the nail. Now though, I am feeling it a LOT. I want to pull the broken part off, but I know that will bleed and hurt like crazy, but I feel like it's necessary.

I really need to reboot my Macbook, but I have too much going on.

What has two thumbs and doesn't want to work today? This guy.

I am unable to sleep past 8am, regardless of how late I stay up.

The other night at dinner, Jr was talking right after he took a bite. I attempted to tell him to not do that, while I also had a mouth full of food, and I bit a large chunk out of the inside of my mouth right by my lower lip. It's really sore today.

I spent $10 on a video game that is just making me sick. Motion sickness. Why am I only now dealing with this in my life?

My body feels like I ran a Tough Mudder run, but I didn't.

All these people saying "we have news about coronavirus", but just use some extremely generalized terms about the current state of things, and say things about wearing a mask, social distancing, etc. Nothing they're giving is news. It's just "hey, there's a thing" when it's a thing everyone already knows about.

I went to the gas station down the street to get some bags of ice. The usual morning customer group was there, landscapers, construction workers, etc. About 20% of them were wearing masks, while 15% or so were not and were coughing openly in the store. As someone with an intentionally weakened immune system (medical treatment for Ankylosing Spondylitis), this made me incredibly concerned for my well being, even though I was wearing a mask.