Now the replacement armrest on my chair is cracking open. And I feel every steel bar in the back. I am never buying another GTRacing chair again.

Minecraft is hanging now.

We had some sort of rodent in the pantry that chewed up a lot of stuff and made a mess. I can't tell if it was a mouse or if it was pantry moths. In either case though, yuck.

MSFS keeps crashing on me.

Jr is whining about his math test.

There's an eyelash on my left eye that feels like it's perpendicular to the others, and it's really annoying.

MSFS has been crashing to the desktop for me lately. It's annoying. The first couple of times it was complaining about not enough virtual memory, despite having 36GB of RAM and an 8GB swap file. I embiggened my swap file, then it was giving me illegal access errors.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR WATCHING INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS. GIVE ME WRITTEN DOCUMENTATION.

Windows decided it needed a reboot all on its own.

I have started to need my multifocal glasses again.

Finding out today that today is a work holiday.

"incase"

Every time I have been about to nod off this afternoon, something has interrupted me.

Quest Diagnostics

I can't get my phone to stop telling me that the TOS have been updated. Everything says to sign out and back in, but I keep getting an error when I try to sign out.

Under the blanket: too warm. Out from under the blanket: too cold. I got about 3 hours of sleep last night.

People generically referring to internet service as "wifi".

Too much noise for me to sleep in.

A random, chirping smoke detector.

I have had this intense stabbing nerve pain in my left arm ALL DAY.

Poinsettias

Inflation was 6.8% over the last month.

I am very nervous about going to pick up a parts order for the van from the dealership, because they undoubtedly have poinsettias all over the place. I can't take antihistamines for any reaction I have to them, and I REALLY don't want to have to use my EpiPen.

I have to be off antihistamines for the next several days.

I have no idea where my scissors went.

"We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume right now." I get this ANY TIME I call into an AVR, no matter where I'm calling. If it's so consistent like this, then it's not higher than normal, it _is_ normal. Also, it doesn't help me at all to know that every 45 seconds while I'm on hold.

I am feeling incredibly overwhelmed and grumpy today.

This hold music is interrupted every third measure by the standard "have your information handy" recording.

The pronunciation of "Hors d'oeuvre"

A GPU driver update broke my cryptomining. I had to roll back to an older driver to get it to work again.