Waiting on hold for the Mitsubishi parts department.

Aphasia.

A friend just told me "everytime i talk to u ur like even more stressed".

I can't get anything done.

This week is DRAGGING. Why can't it be Friday already?!

I actually got to the office before 08:00 today. I'm feeling like it's lunchtime now, but it's not even 09:00.

I could swear that Friday I got the email saying "Your password will expire in 7 days." I just got one that says "Your password will expire in 1 days."

The day ahead looks like it's going to be absurdly crazy.

It's poinsettia season, which means don't-go-anywhere season for me.

I chose a fork when I really needed a spoon.

Huh. It's lunchtime already? So much for breakfast.

My neck/shoulder still hurts.

I woke up at about 2am with a massive pain in my neck. I was able to change how I was laying and get more comfortable and get back to sleep, but any time I moved, it would scream and wake me up.

Even though I selected the Pierce street location, my order for the team breakfast went to the Smith street location.

I need to stop answering my desk phone.

I want pie.

Somehow, my local copy of this site is filed under the entirely wrong directory.

Every route out of downtown Houston is under significant construction.

I am finding it exceedingly difficult to get out of bed each morning.

I overtoasted my bagel.

My stomach is trying to eat itself.

Overall, I don't feel like this weather is too cold. Certain joints in my body disagree with me though, such as my hips, knees, and shoulders.

I'm about to throw my phones in the nearest shredder.

Pumpkin spice air freshener in the office.

It's the autumn illness time of year.

Allergies.

I am listening to a Spotify station based on music I've said I like. I was just listening to a new (to me) song and thought "I kinda like this". It's a Dashboard Confessional song.

HR Buzzwords like "Emotional Intelligence" and the misuse of "Agile".

People aren't fully reading things, and they're acting on only the things they read, rather than the full context of the thing they should have fully read.

Today isn't Friday.