Inconsistencies in how names are used in various systems within the same company.

Two different rear view mirror adhesives have failed now.

When people use curbside parking for not curbside orders.

Responding to a calendar invite that someone sent caused their auto-reply to send me a message.

The fruity Tootsie Roll things are addictive!

Password change day.

Zoom changed their IVR voice.

I am suddenly craving banana bread.

My good fidget spinner just broke.

SQLDeveloper just hung on me after I wrote a somewhat complicated query.

The broad assumption that everyone uses a computer running Windows.

Why do people still use Flash?

Are the steaks in the ground or on the table?!

My GP is closing her practice.

Medial epicondyle.

Monday morning fire alarms that take up my ONLY MORNING BREAK where I planned to get breakfast and more coffee.

Typing a thing with my hands shifted to the right one position.

I just realized that I left my work notebook at home.

I kept thinking yesterday was Friday.

Compressed timelines.

I just got about 40 messages all at once from Emily on Hangouts. It looked like she got hacked. Turns out, Jr got her phone and just started pushing buttons.

That's okay, Verse. I didn't need to be scrolled that far down in my list of messages. You can scroll me back to the top.

The post-vacation email catchup.

Gordon.

Returning to the office after a long weekend, at the beginning of an already shortened work week.

I misunderstood the previous Grump context. Turns out it was legit.

Someone is trying to access my Mint account.

I have a meeting that overlaps with my team happy hour.

Business processes changing and not getting fully disclosed.

I just typed "giphys".