A recent Thunderbird upgrade broke my local profile.

I keep getting signed out of WebEx.

I had to validate the working nature of my ABS this morning, twice, on the freeway.

Oracle is killing Dyn. Domain registrations are moving to Name.com.

I don't need a 256 shades of gray response; give me black or white.

I can't Monday.

Somehow I managed to get fiberglass all over the back of my hands.

Inability to get a good night of sleep.

My back hurts. My brain isn't working again. I'm tired. And I'm overall exhausted from cooking this bird all day.

Waking up on a day off to the sound of a 4 year old shouting "ACHOO" at the top of his lungs in the other room.

I am getting really tired of this aphasia. I am struggling to spell words that I know that I know very well.

Looks like Amazon is going to run all the parts departments aground. I found the part I needed on there for about $5 less than the dealership said they would charge me for it. Also, dealership said 6-8 days delivery, Amazon guaranteed Friday.

Nope, never buying another Mitsubishi again.

I have been on hold for 27 minutes.

Waiting on hold for the Mitsubishi parts department.

Aphasia.

A friend just told me "everytime i talk to u ur like even more stressed".

I can't get anything done.

This week is DRAGGING. Why can't it be Friday already?!

I actually got to the office before 08:00 today. I'm feeling like it's lunchtime now, but it's not even 09:00.

I could swear that Friday I got the email saying "Your password will expire in 7 days." I just got one that says "Your password will expire in 1 days."

The day ahead looks like it's going to be absurdly crazy.

It's poinsettia season, which means don't-go-anywhere season for me.

I chose a fork when I really needed a spoon.

Huh. It's lunchtime already? So much for breakfast.

My neck/shoulder still hurts.

I woke up at about 2am with a massive pain in my neck. I was able to change how I was laying and get more comfortable and get back to sleep, but any time I moved, it would scream and wake me up.

Even though I selected the Pierce street location, my order for the team breakfast went to the Smith street location.

I need to stop answering my desk phone.

I want pie.