Discovering that the GMT offset issue was because I didn't have date.timezone properly set in php.ini
I was apparently grinding my teeth at some point in the day. My mouth hurts now.
After-effects of ocular dilation and numbing...
I dumped cinnamon roll crumbs all over the place
Stupid GMT offsets... That's why the table below is offset...
The "Grump Map" is starting at +4 hours.
That stupid Taco Bell ad.
People aren't registering.
This tool isn't completely done.