With the rise of the internet, people have changed the definition of "ewe" to be a statement of disgust. Search engines have accommodated this, and now if you search for anything with that word, it's all "ewww" stuff.

I am tired. I hurt. I am frustrated with everything.

My glasses are a mess but there are too many fires going on to allow me to clean them.

Today is the one day out of the year that I have to either preface or footnote everything with "This is not a joke. I'm actually serious here."

I just hit a pallet. Traffic is too heavy to pull over anywhere to check things.

Only 2 people are using GrumpLog.

The things say it's Friday, but it feels like Monday.

Conference calls. Because normally there are 2 or 3 people that dominate the call. Not allowing anyone else to speak.

I showered yesterday, but not today. I feel like it's been a week since I last showered.

I hurt. A lot. All over.

My foot really hurts.

When people pronounce the 'l' in "solder".

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Password change day.

Jr. refuses to wipe his own nose.

I don't want to be awake right now.

#Monday

There was a dead snake in the driveway today. I had to take care of it when I got home. When I opened the garbage can to put it in, I got a hand full of grease, presumably from a hinge on the garbage truck.

Theo didn't ask for help resetting his password, so he created another GrumpLog account.

Not enough people are using GrumpLog!

When you're in traffic and need to switch lanes, you turn your turn signal on, and the car that was just barely blocking you from moving into that other lane closes the gap completely. Then, the car behind them does the same thing. And this repeats for 5 or 6 cars. After you finally get over, ALL OF THOSE CARS switch into the gaping space you left in the previous lane.

The way NPR uses the phrase, "Sensitive Language". Um, what? The language has feelings?

People in Houston don't know how to drive when the road is wet.

The "Pandas" library for Python.

Yet another day of 500 things to do all at the same time.

Thanks, Slack, for always reloading when I'm in the middle of reading something.

I thought I grabbed a Dr Pepper, but instead I grabbed a Coke.

I suddenly have a MASSIVE headache.