Apparently my hearing is not working today.

If SSO was actually implemented as SSO, life would be so much better in the IT world.

When a login link opens a new browser window or tab.

When business processes require me to use Notes.

Fraudulent activity on my debit card.

I thought today was Friday.

When I get an email that says "Please email Susan Smith" or some other generic name, with no clear indication of which Susan Smith it is, or what her email address is. Then getting an out of office reply when asking for clarity.

Someone attempted to gain access to my Facebook account.

Blackout light covers.

That's okay, I didn't need a lunch break today.

Getting kicked in the face repeatedly by a restless 2 year old while I'm sleeping.

Stop pointing at me for things that aren't mine.

sql> DELETE FROM users WHERE userstatus_id = 2
[2018-07-31 21:50:54] 17 row(s) affected in 77ms

This SSL certificate mess is...well... a mess.

I just LOVE the smell of finger pointing early in the morning.

Rubix Cubes.

I'm not grumpy enough today.

There is now a battle for latest public Grump.

Theo needs to implement Giphy filters.

Friday was too slow getting here.

Quitters.

I just said "hit that" in context of work things. I feel so dirty now.

My eyes are failing to reach full operating state today.

My media keys aren't working on my mac.

I just used "empathy" incorrectly when I meant "apathy".

Coffee made so incorrectly that it's undrinkable.

Took 15 minutes for them to make the wrong iced coffee.

When people don't communicate.

Everyone is wound so tight today.

People.