I forgot to bring lunch or breakfast today.

There was no Dr Pepper in the break room.

I just spent the last 15 minutes building a spreadsheet from a convoluted data source. And of course, when I tried to move a chart from a data sheet to its own sheet, Excel crashed. It asked me if I wanted to recover my work, and of course I said yes. When it loaded up though, none of the documents I had open were opened, including the one I had yet to save.

Monday.

Incredibly dry air.

The Mandalay Bay conference center needs more toilets in the men's rooms.

Networking.

My wifi isn't strong enough to use in the garage.

Trying to use Mac hotkeys on a not-Mac computer.

I got gasoline on my hand this morning and I haven't had time to go wash it off.

Password change day.

I have removed the Grumpy/Happy support for now.

I added the Grumpy/Happy support, but I don't like it.

Whatever this sinus thing is that I have causes me to smell things that aren't actually there. Most typical smell is cigarette smoke, but now I'm also smelling melting plastic.

My wrist really hurts.

Traffic.

Traffic. It's extra special bad.

Expense reports.

What a great idea. Open EVERY LINK in a new tab/window.

I overcooked my pot pie.

Splunk.

The nail clippers I had in my office have disappeared, and I kinda need them.

Monday.

Uber driver didn't pick me up where he was supposed to.

My personal space includes the back of my chair. Why is that such a difficult concept?

Line jumpers. Welcome to NY.

I have a nose bleed, just enough that I smell it.

I just walked out of my hotel room without my wallet or room key.

Other flights getting merged with my flight last minute.

Everyone complained about to support for encrypted Grumps. I added it, and now I'm the only one using it.