Skudd's Grumps

Ever since I changed the password on my work computer, it's been giving me keychain issues. I created a new keychain, synced the password with my login password, and it still struggles to do things right. For example, all the passwords I save in Chrome get dropped into some void, and none of my logins persist between sessions, regardless of whether I've told the site to keep me logged in for n days.

This meeting.

Yesterday felt much more like a Friday than today.

Nokia has destroyed my historic data with their conversion from Withings to Nokia Health.

"Too many open files." - Thanks, Apple. I didn't need to do any work this morning.

I forgot that I brought my lunch yesterday and left it on the desk in my office. This morning, I forgot to bring lunch, or breakfast.

I just ate an entire roll of grape Mentos by myself.

I overslept again this morning.

Old, outdated, broken arcade games.

Editing encrypted private Grumps doesn't work.

Converting an encrypted private Grump to public doesn't decrypt it.

My calendar for the day looks like yesterday's Grump Map.

Houstonmidity.

I had caffeine after lunch yesterday. I didn't get to sleep until after midnight.

When instructions are only presented in video form.

Nether of my computers are behaving this morning.

The word "noone".

Why do I always get "how do you feel about x" surveys when I'm most grumpy?

Ambiguity.

Powerpoint.

I just injected JavaScript into a Grump. Intentionally.

The men's room has been at full capacity all day.

Stupid Apple Magic Mouse keeps dropping connection.

My last Grump almost worked as a haiku but I was too lazy to make it happen.

Slow, old, crappily-designed databases.

I still keep thinking today is Friday.

Lotus Notes.

My office chair was replaced with a new chair overnight. The new chair is broken: The left arm rest doesn't stay up and there's something missing for the backrest to adjust the height of it.

Allergies