My SSH key invalidated somehow.

Someone just made popcorn in the office. Before 9am.

APIs that don't respond as they should.

People who look right at you walking towards the elevator they just got into, and not holding it open for you to get in, even if you're just a couple feet away.

Foul odors in the elevator.

Being instructed to take a route through 5 different school zones.

People who drive on the shoulder to get around traffic.

Massive headache.

Employees parking on the curb right in front of their workplace.

Certain number combinations in my VIP token amuse me.

I can't get anything done today.

The Harvard Business Review - Management Tip of the Day emails are no longer management focused: they're more like "how to be a good employee" in general. Sorry, HBR, you're losing a subscriber.

Hitting cmd+r instead of option+r in Slack.

I was just that guy who belched on a conference call.

People who sway side to side when they talk on camera.

It's depressing to hear that time worked in a year is normally over 2,000 hours.

If you are hosting a meeting that is expecting a large turnout, TURN OFF THE JOIN/LEAVE NOTIFICATIONS

If you join a conference call and aren't actively speaking, MUTE YOUR PHONE.

People who spell the precursor to thunder as "lightening".

The default Notes new mail sound.

I was saving my piece of pie for this afternoon when I know I will be super Grumpy. I'm eating it now.

It's too cold outside.

Humira shots.

OS update kept failing due to a dependency issue. Decided to run pacman -Syu --nodeps --noconfirm and pray for the best. I rolled high on this one: It worked.

Being told it's time for bi-focals.

Deep male voices at the window.

"Huge"

The word "read". When used in a statement like "Read it again", does it mean "I have read it again" or "Go read it again"?

Somehow my router got hacked. Language was set to Korean and my password was failing.

We have beggar's lice in our yard.