Bracing for another flood of "prayers to all the victims"

When people use the word "put" in place of "write".

Thanks to COVID, Happy Monday is taking their business back to Chicago and discontinuing the monthly free home delivery of freshly roasted coffee. So I'm back to either trying to find some in local stores or ordering online and waiting two weeks for it to go from Chicago to Champaign and back to Bourbonnais.

Trying to find a dam swimsuit. I switched from one-piece to tankini style because I had such a hard time finding anything that wasn't made for a taller, thinner, larger chested person. Now I can get board-short style bottoms, but I still can't find any dam tops that fit right. If the bust fits, it's too tight in the torso. If the torso fits, the bust is saggy. So I'm stuck with buying a top that fits in the bust and makes my torso look like a lumpy, overstuffed sausage.

When I have my hand on the mouse, sometimes my fingers involuntarily press the buttons and I end up clicking on things I don't want to.

People who allow themselves to be victims of their circumstances.

I can't word good today.

My coffee keeps going cold and it's forced me to break the rule about microwaving it just so I can keep it at a drinkable temperature.

"to you and yours"

so-sho distancing

leggings # lay-geens

"I'm not looking for opinions or arguments," followed by an inflammatory question meant to piss people off.

I'm tired of hearing "PPE"

"as to"

accidental -> "ass-a-dennow"

I fell asleep at lunch time and now I feel all wrong. Naps suck.

When singers don't pronounce the S-sound at the end of certain words, so it sounds weird. Like "Let's dance" sounds like "Let's dan".

"Ninety p'cent rain and storm rising through the fifties"

Master promissAIRY note

Today is the last day to eat in a restaurant, so everybody is rushing out to get one last meal before the shutdown. Yeah, crowded restaurants are just what we need.

The fake Johns Hopkins map trojan thingy.

People saying "COVOID"

Our car is suddenly super loud.

A certain cat just sneaked some chili right out of my bowl while my head was turned.

It's super warm in the rest of the building and freezing in here.

chocker

Colleague can't keep up with my typing. Sometimes if I hit the key too quickly to jump to the next field after I've typed something, it tabs to the browser buttons rather than the fields in the Colleague screen, and if I'm not paying attention, I can end up refreshing the page and thus locking the Colleague record I was in.

"Thank's to the agency's involved."

ASMR videos - WHAT. THE. HECK.

"Aweee."