Today is the last day to eat in a restaurant, so everybody is rushing out to get one last meal before the shutdown. Yeah, crowded restaurants are just what we need.

The fake Johns Hopkins map trojan thingy.

People saying "COVOID"

Our car is suddenly super loud.

A certain cat just sneaked some chili right out of my bowl while my head was turned.

It's super warm in the rest of the building and freezing in here.

chocker

Colleague can't keep up with my typing. Sometimes if I hit the key too quickly to jump to the next field after I've typed something, it tabs to the browser buttons rather than the fields in the Colleague screen, and if I'm not paying attention, I can end up refreshing the page and thus locking the Colleague record I was in.

"Thank's to the agency's involved."

ASMR videos - WHAT. THE. HECK.

"Aweee."

cost of attendance = cossavatenis

"Good times, good friends."

I can feel cold air blowing on me and there are no open vents in my office.

Impostors!

I tried to say something about grumpy cat and Swype made it 'heinous car'.

Sudden MFA.

I have to be careful about how I arrange the banana and two mandarins on my desk to avoid implied obscenity.

I'm freezing my baguettes off.

There's cold air blowing on my back, but there are no vents on that side of my office, and the one vent in the opposite corner is closed.

Blake Lively

I can no longer even.

It's dang cold in here.

"at this time"

so-sull security

Dirties.

All the typing sounds in "Mr. Robot".

When people type, "Aweeeee," when what they really mean is, "Awwwwwe."

ellenois

Today's daily reports are long and full of terrors.